Yarrrr, me mateys! We, the Down-Bad Pirates, pledge eternal allegiance to the one true code: "Big or small, we love them all." No booty be too great, no booty be too humble, for all booty deserves appreciation. No mate shall be shamed for the treasure they admire, for every pirate sails by their own compass. May the goon be with ye fellow plunderer. ARRRRRR!